January 2010
33 posts
im pretty lame
liuliu:
yomamahasawambo:
celebrating the new year by myself
My sister’s company means nothing to me .. so yeah! Me too. :]
Family. I’m cool.
December 2009
31 posts
EVERYONE. COME BACK TO AMERICA PLEASE. KTHXBAI.
Andrew: you want...
Andrew: to be hard?
Andrew: dot dot dot?
Michael: yep!!!
Andrew: dot dot dot
Michael: I can smash people
Michael: and feel no pain
I was looking for a Facebook profile to see if a URL trick worked that would allow me to access pictures of people who aren’t friend that have their photos on private.
Everyone has their photos on public view. Wat.
“It’s not where you take things from - it’s where you take them to.”
– Jean-Luc Godard
So far my first gift has been the best gift.
AND THANK YOU CHRISTINE. I LOVE YOU AND IT/THEM.
yaaay okay.
REBLOG IF IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY
JUST KIDDING I’M JUST HERE TO ANNOUNCE AND BE PRETENTIOUS.
Orange juice then toothpaste = nasty.
Toothpaste then orange juice = still nasty.
After Euro.
Peter: We're gonna triple team and get a girl, and then we're gonna share IT.
Me: You serious?
Frank: With our powers combined we can get any girl dude!
Peter: I wanna go first though. I don't want to have your leftovers.
Frank: I call shotgun!
Peter: That means Justin's going last.
Peter: That's like going last on a CPR doll.
US: AHHHHHHH LOL
Christine: If my friends get it for me, then it's okay. Like my DS.
Me: So if your friends get it for you, it's alright?
Christine: Yea, it is.
Me: So if my friends get me a hooker... then it's alright?
One of the Funnier Things of the Internet
My job is un-fucking-believable. I gotta tell you about these fucktards I work with. First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks,...
Whenever people type things, I read them in their voice.
Anyone else?
“I have the two qualities you require to see absolute truth. I am brilliant, and...”
– Miss Evangelista
Justin loves being carried around by other men. Elliot just sat there and got jealous. Ethan helped him with that by giving Elliot a….massage. Yum.
-By To Van.
“Pope Innocent was Catholic, right?”
– Andrew.
Justin : Sophia's junk?
Ethan : Sophia's got so much junk in her trunk. I ain't getting near that.
Ms. Chai : What are you TALKING about?
Us : Physics. Physics Ms. Chai.
I just felt defensive and angry about my...
(via jamiemoon)
(deterioration.)
you tumblrers are on a roll tonight, i'm getting...
andrewstyle:
(via 0509)
That also means you’re checking Tumblr every few minutes. :P
I just signed on. That’s a lot of updates.