January 2010
33 posts
Winning at things make you feel like you're...
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use...
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First Person Tetris →
credits to June for showing me.
<3 andrew
I hate talking on the phone.
The rain was like fssshhhhh
And then it was like ARRRGHHHHHHHHH
Me: Let's go shopping. xD
Hong: yeaaa, I need a new jacket and some jeans
Me: Yay!
Me: We gonna make you all cool and swagger and yeaaaah.
Hong: swagger, that is so wannabe
Me: You gonna be an all american wangstah!
Hong: ewwww
Hong: Thats the one thing I would never ever wear
Me: Then you'd wear a tutu?!
Hong: UH, depends, moneys?
Me: Lol, only if you get paid?
Me: If someone buys you a tutu, then that should be payment enough.
Hong: The embarrassment is worth at least 1000 dollars
Hong: Im not cheap man
Me: 1000?
Me: Dude. That's ridiculous.
-random continued conversation-
Hong: lol
Hong: k hold up
Hong: dota
Me: ..
Me: Go die.
And .. this is the kind of friends I have. : ]
Sidenote: I was playing this same game of Dota. While being in a chatroom with you. :D
Me: How'd you get a girlfriend in Gunbound?
Hong: Because I raped so hard.
“They were trying to be funny. Chinese people aren’t funny. Unless they...”
– Phillomina
Right now, the toilet water is blue because of the...
I WENT TO THE DOCTOR'S CAUSE I HAD DIARRHEA. BUT...
IF YOU WERE BREAD I WOULD TELL YOU I LOAF YOU...
“I was like HOLOCAUST. IT MISSED YOU WTF.”
– Stephy.
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?
On Thanksgiving, I was with my family and was telling a story about how a girl in World History asked what Hitler’s last name was. Just about everyone laughed, except for my cousin’s girlfriend, who said, “He doesn’t have one does he?” MLIA.
This reminded me of June.
With all the coughing, I felt like General...
I found my lightsaber hiding behind a nightstand.
I then proceeded to do epic battle against hordes of Imperial Droids in the Geonosis Colusseum alongside Mace Windu, complete with sound effects and injuries.
The force was with me.
Ski Lifts with Christy
Me: Here, you want to hold my hand?
Christy: -grips onto the pole- No, if you fall, then I fall.
Me: Okay then, gosh.
Christy: Unni, if there's an earthquake, like, if, big if, and only one us can fall. It has to be you, okay?
Me: WHAT?
Christy: I still have seven more years to experience. It just wouldn't be fair.
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Christy: I want to ride with Danny. It's not fair. I never get my way.
Me: Well, that's life Christy.
Christy: It's not fair. My ankles hurt too. Daddy made me go on that hill. He was a butt.
Me: Stop whining. The world doesn't revolve around you.
Christy: -WHINE, WHINE, WHINE, WHINE-
Me: CHRISTY. YOU KNOW WHO WHINED AND GOT HIS WAY ALL THE TIME?
Christy: ...who?
Me: HITLER.
Christy: ...
Me: And you know what Hitler did? He killed 6 million Jews. Plus more innocent people. Then he tried getting world domination and failed and killed himself.
Christy: ...
Me: Yeah, that's right. So keep whining Christy, and we'll see where you end up.
Christy: ...
--
Me: My feet are so numb.
Christy: Me too. Unni, what are those things called on our feet?
Me: Huh? What things?
Christy: You know, like the fingers on our feet.
Me: You mean, TOES CHRISTY? You're ten years old. You should know this by now! How can you not know toes?
Christy: No! Not THE toe! I mean, the other ones!
Me: ...WHAT?
Christy: You know, the four other ones!
Me: ...
Christy: Wait, they're all called toes?
Me: Yes...
Christy: Oh, I thought only the big fat one was called a toe.
Me: ...
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Christy: -whispers- Unni...
Me: -whispers back- Yes...?
Christy: I have to fart...but I can't because I'm scared the vibrations will knock me off the lift.
I kinda really love these.
Yaay, okay.
Decade.